The Chunni Chakra Awards were created with the objective of honouring the people who have sacrificed their pride and respect to provide humanity with a point of reference upon which we can calculate evolution.



Pink Pong
Wednesday, February 11, 2009


Hello Everyone

My name is Anurag and I am the Chunni Achiever of the month.
I am a young visionary, which sounds more hip than global leader.
And I'll be going to meet the entire Kong family these summers in their ancestral city.

Love and peace.
No, wait how would Kurt say it.
(tries to sing)
Oh. He's dead, f*** it.
Btw, I have donated all my 17 pink chaddas to a noble cause, including the two which had become near thongs. So, in case you have any err.. extra undies, please e-mail me. I shall send you my mailing address.

posted by Vineet Pandey @ 12:54 PM, ,




Chunni Bravery Award
Thursday, November 13, 2008

Ladies and Gentlemen, We have gathered together to honor one of the bravest painchod souls our painchod homeland of Pilani has ever seen. Whom of the following do you imagine when I say the word brave:

or

Yes, these have been marks of true soldiers in the past, but since November 2008 they all have been reduced to mere words in the history books, because one man has decided to change our definitions of fear and strength of mind by standing up to the greatest challenge mankind has seen since they realized Fermat’s last theorem was a P-NP-MP-$P problem. Because one man has taken it onto him to leave a mark on the ViVa campus for batches after batches of BITSian cattle to see what bravery truly means.

It is a privilege to introduce to you the master musician, the grunge guru, the chaddi fisaddi, the black diamond, the communism hating bong, the gandi undi, the chief organizer of an evil consortium of do no gooders called W.I.N.G (formerly DC Gang and who have gone underground after sudden alertness on the part of Haryana Police), his highness the one the only the lonely, the winner of this season’s Chunnni Bravery Award Anurag Dutta.

Anurag has taken it onto him to show the stupid 2nd year EEEites how to enjoy life in what many believe to be the only existing analogy of Nazi prisons: GANDHI Bhawan. Mr. Dutta, as his new wingies, who are still learning to spell BITS Pilani properly, call him, always used to say he would land up in hell and end up messing it up even more. Well, he has surely done the first part of it. Anurag can be found gorging in the KG mess any time of the day thanks to some contacts he made during his small stint as a salt peddler in his previous two yearlong imprisonment in GN. As a part of community service, he is also teaching the first yearites of Gandhi Bhawan:

Needless to say, the Gandhi Bhawan first yearites and his sidey, who has made a glory hole in the wall separating them for all sorts of air diffusion to happen, listen to him religiously when he is not busy changing his blog template.

Without huggofying much, I would like all of you to congratulate the gem of a person we have among ourselves. I propose that the GN lower Mess Facing New Wing BOGS be named after Anurag to show the world how truly BITSians value their fellow brethren. Amen

P.S: Look below. I am Anurag, and I posted this to poke fun at me. Ain't it cool, uh.

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posted by Vineet Pandey @ 10:19 AM, ,




The Chunni Blooker Award 2008
Wednesday, November 14, 2007

I have been planning on giving out this award for a long time now. So here it is finally. The first ever Chunni Blooker goes to Confused Protagonist. When you visit a blog for the first team, a 15 second timer starts in your head. If you are still on the page after the timer is done, the blog is decent, else its pure crap. This blog beat all previous records as I changed the page in 2 .056 seconds. the oozing rot on this blog is evident everywhere. The first post on it(at the time of writing this entry) is titled HiHi.......ahem!...pardon me but doesn't that sound like the orgasms of a she-male. This particular post is filled with some shit about how the author huggofied some exam of his as a result of not taking his watch along. Brilliant, I mean isn't this the exact stuff classic novels are made of. Then he talks about him being a pseudo intellectual and how Linux rocks. Fuck, did you just hear an the author satisfying himself over that title. The comments page of this post has the author saying this:

I see OS an interface created by a human brain to implement the ideas of the human brain..if I have a better and more secured option for implementing your ideas then I shall go for it, as you would too.. I think we should be ultimately able to master an OS with a black backgrnd and white characters, with the use of mouse not allowed..coz I believe that only then we can realize the full power of an OS. As far as getting packages and utilities are concerned, I think you just need to work out a bit..its easy..besides open source is like alcohol..once you get in, its so interesting and addictive that it becomes hard to resist it..

Sorry, if this bothers OS enthusiasts, but if the true power of an OS can only be tapped into when its text based, why on earth did all these stupid engineers waste all this fucking time making GUIs. So dumb of them. The author goes on to claim that he actually does no coding wrt open source softwares. If the author is reading this, kindly explain how open source is different from any other software if all you do is just use it like any normal user. At this point of time, my patience ran out on this amazing blog and had to skip reading the rest. It had anyway already proven its worth. If you have the patience, then its a great blog to laugh your ass off on.

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posted by Anurag @ 11:07 AM, ,




Param Chunni Chakra: Srikant Rao
Thursday, March 15, 2007


Before I begin my description of the first ever Param Chunni Chakra Recipient, let me state a few facts clearly (and dont let the winner tell you otherwise):

1. The Temple located at 'Temple Lawns' in BITS, is a SARASWATI Temple. One more time for clarity: The Temple located at 'Temple Lawns' in BITS, is a SARASWATI Temple.
2. How Shit!!
3. There are only two people in the world who can take the Chunni's case: his dad and his female.
4. How Shit!!

Ladies, Gentlemen and Patyal, tonight we gather here to honour one of the greatest Chunnis this world has ever seen. Born in some random year, Srikant Surendra Rao, or as he is fondly known amongst his friends, CUNT, has an amazing ability to come across as a very impudent Ch**. Yes, his closest friends will vouch for this fact. He is a store house of absolutely useless information that never does any good to anyone. For example: The temple on campus is dedicated to some 'GEN' deities. SCORE: Dad-1 Son-0. His manners were known to be non-existing until one night over dinner in that sad place that BITSians lovingly call C'not. (yes, DADDY was there) Score: Dad-2 Son-0. His friends in Bangalore know him as the idiot who knows nothing about his college and says shit about it....like... BITS has the only VLSI Lab in India :). The Ideator behind the Chunni Chakras, he had it coming to him for a long time. I now have the honour to present a typical conversation between Param Chunni (PC) and Chunni King (CK):

CK- Whats ur prrrrr?
PC- I have a machine holder
CK- Buddy bloody
PC- How shit?
CK- How the flies?
PC- Did you go for Key-G?
CK- How the flies?
PC- Fuck Off!!
CK- NO Helicopper here.

P.S: I beg your apologies if the param award doesnt live up to the level of the rest of the awards. I promise that there shall be edits over the next few days.

posted by Anurag @ 12:03 PM, ,




Chunni Grammy: Mikey, Prodigy and Louis
Monday, February 19, 2007

Once again BITS has produced leaders. The first ever Chunni grammies go to Mikey, Prodigy and Louis(MPL). Their talent was unearthed at Inbloom '07. Our sympathies are with the inmates of VK who cant really lift their heads out of the boundless depths of shame that MPL put them in. But truly speaking, MPL ooze chunnism from their guitars and vocals. The amazing rendition of meant to live by switchfoot got everyone head banging. The sudden appearance and dissappearance of vocals define their genre of music. One wonders whether there has ever been such a genre defining performance in the history of music. Their new genre, 'WHAT-THE-F*** ROCK' has every record company running after them....yes, in the world of chunni dreams, its all possible. Their strategy as described by MPL themselves:
"We all learn the lyrics of the entire songs. So by law of averages, at every point of time during our performance, someone amongst us remembers the lyrics."

posted by Anurag @ 8:40 PM, ,




Chunni of the month: Rahul Kaul
Friday, February 16, 2007

ALL HERALD THE NEW CHUNNI KING!!
The new chunni king, Rahul Kaul showed his credibility at the post with an amazing instance of lack of wit and brain delay all in the blink of an eye(i.e. a Kaul blink....read...atleast 6 seconds). This happened when our local university pedophile, Vineet Pandey decided to go and try out his craft in Delhi. The Chunni King graciously went to see him off. Moninder(Pandey) decide to treat the king to kachori's but had to leave without paying because the bus was leaving. This left the King in a spot coz he had no dosh on him . Not a very tight one though because the Kachori Man who has been our saviour many a cold night when the mess workers decided to serve us fodder instead of food, was a good friend(sort of) of ours and would have graciously given credit to the king. But thie king wouldnt be a king if he had thought of asking the kachori man for credit, getting money from the hostel and going and paying him. So he decides to call up his roomie to come and saves his ass. But his roomie gives him the finger (well not actually, he calls up Saudi Whore and asks him to go and save the king's ass). So Whore and Cunt go to rescue his ass always wondering why kachori man wasnt giving kachori after investing so many dollars (they like to think in terms of dollars..."its cool" says the cunt) in his kachoris. They find the king sitting in the shop like a POW (or a POLBP: Prisoner of low brain power...ok...ok... i know that was a bad one). WEll, they do save his ass and he lives to come back and tell the tales of his Chunni-ism


**Names changed to protect identities. names other then Rahul Kaul that is.

posted by Anurag @ 6:11 AM, ,




Introduction

The Chunni Chakra Awards are given for the show of no bravery at all. Tis blog shall confer from time to time the following awards for excellence in the mentioned fields:
1. Chunni Chakra( for show of no bravery, brains or both)
2. Param Chunni Chakra(for even greater show of no bravery/wit)
3.Chunni Grammy(for brilliantly bad music: special consideration for music club, BITS Pilani)
4. Chunni Oscars(extremely bad acting/direction)
5. Chunni Booker(for bad poetry, novels)

posted by Anurag @ 6:04 AM, ,